Dear Maxine: How do I not bark when the doorbell rings?? It’s so tempting!
-Tucker the Black Lab

Dear Tucker: Well…Tucker, you can’t and why would you not bark? We’re just protecting our family when we hear that loud disturbance. And I don’t know about you, but when I hear my sisters Lola and Maggie barking, I know barking is fair game. So #sorrynotsorry to your owners, barking is our right as protectors of the hooman cave.